SoMe oF aDaM aNT'S WoRDS oF WiSDoM:

i'Ve GoT a HeaRT oN MY aRM. iT SaYS PuRe SeX. iT HuRTS. i MeaN iT. YeaH.

(How original can I get??? GretaX, :P)

Nonono, it's not another page about AntFans and their Tattoos, and it's not a page about Adam's tattoos. Although... I'm going to touch these subjects. This page is to you, fellow AntFans, those of you who didn't get a tattoo yet. You know you want to do something Anty and you have no idea what? Everything seems unoriginal? everything seems to be used and boring? Not anymore! Here I'll give you a few sugestions on what tattoo to get, who already got a tattoo and which one, and a few words about Adam's tattoos.


LoGoS:


CReaTiVe:


aNTFaNS aND THeiR TaTTooS:


aND aDaM?

Dear Adam has 3 tattoos (4 if you cound the word Fuck that's carved on his back...)

  1. The famous Pure Sex tattoo, on his left shoulder: (which makes his shoulders look even more amazing than they already are...)
  2. His wife's name. Lorraine, but no one knows what it looks like, we just know that it's on his right shoulder. (Oh, yum...)
  3. Tank Girl on his butt. But no one but Lorraine and the tattoo artist (and maybe even Adam himself) knows what it looks like.
  4. Jordan (his ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ect. girlfriend) carved the work Fuck into his lower back when they were together, using a razor blade. (You can see how it's made on Jubilee, Mad does one to Bod, but with much nicer word...) EVEN THOUGH... I watched the Prince Charming Revue a few times and tried to find it (when he sings Physical), and there're no scars there... but if people say it's there, believe them. I'm not the arguing type.


BuT WHaT aBouT Me???

Uh... I don't have a tattoo! I wish I had though... but even if I did make a tattoo now, it wouldn't be Ant related. I can never be sure that 20 years from now I'll still like Adam, and imagine that: me, aNTeMiSS, 40 yearsold, rasing a family, couldn't care less about Adam and stuck with the Strip logo on my arm... brrrrrr... :) that's why I've decided to wait 2, 3, 10 years before I make an Ant tattoo, you know, just in case.


Back to Dirk...
Back to THe iNSeCT NaTioN!...

If you have a tattoo and you want to share it with the world, if you have a picture of Adam's Tank Girl tattoo and you just can't keep it to yourself, if you're home alone and you think there's a monster under your bed, please Email me and I'll see what I can do about that.