Well, I didn't actually met Adam but it was so very close. See, I was supposed to, because I made a wish to an eyelash that fell that I want to meet Adam. Well, believe it or not, around noon his secretary called and told me that he can't make it. Can you believe it? (don't answer that) But he called later and we had a very long talk about life and such. I told the idea about renaming his daughter (her first name is not Lilly nor Kaitlin BTW, it's Ismeralda. Kaitlin comes after that.) and he agreed to change it to Annet. (I Wanted to change her name to Annet because Ant Lady - which her real name is Annet - was in the convention and got me an autograph of Terry-Lee Miall, I thought it would be great if I could do something as big for her and this came right away to my mind. besides, I think it sounds WAAAAAAY better than Ismeralda Ant.) then Lorraine got on the line and said something about her dead body... I don't know, we weren't listening very much. But now it's official, his daughter's name is Annet Ismeralda Kaitlin Lilly Goddard Ant. Short and catchy.

So why didn't he show up for the convention? Because he had a spider in the bathroom and he was too afraid to come out, but the minute he got out he fell over a diaper and broke his leg. Then came a robber and hit him in the head and stole everything that was in his house so Adam had to get up with his broken leg and chase him. While trying to chase him down, a group of Palestinian terrorists jumped on him, shoved him to a van and called the UN and told them that if they won't give them a territory of their own in Israel, and free Gummy Bears supply for the rest of their lives, they will make him sing. The UN said they don't even know who's Adam Ant but if he could sing something It'll be great cos it's been rather boring in their meetings lately. The terrorists got really angry and they took him to Saudi Arabia and locked him inside this dark room with no food or water. Then Sesame Street began on television and they all went to see. Adam took advantage of that and got away from there, and ran allllll the way to London. But by the time he got to the Convention it was over, and whenever he told people that he's Adam Ant people just laughed at him and threw Orange peels on him.

I believed every word. He's not so bad, he just has a little problem with telling when his a bit over the line.